'Students'

Here is the section where I'll be mentioning a few of the guests that Ive taught and the amusement they have provided me with! The family that took me to dinner were from the 2 kids that I taught, Fergus and Caitlin, 2 really sweet young ones who played really well. I went for a meal with them (guests can invite staff to dine with them) and I partook in the Rose Challenge as divised by the staff. The basic rules are that throughout the meal you have to drink 2 bottles of Rose, as the alcohol is free there! It is an absolute treat getting to eat some decent food and even have a bit of booze! I didnt manage 2, but I did manage the best half of bottle. Julie and Steph were a mother daughter combo who were SO much fun! Im not joking, Julie was a single mum and decided to get private lessons for her and her daughter, they were the best laugh ever. All we did was gossip and bitch about James (they said he wasnt cute enough to deserve charging more for his lessons!) and do a minimal amount of tennis. This is where I got the tip and I would have even had my taste of yet another guest dinner but I had to work...boo james is working me like a slave! Then here comes the best.....Simon. A greying, short, fat, 46yr old divorcee there with his son (who never took his hat off) and daughter (who was 'sweet' on one of the other kids!). It seemed fun at first but this invidual particuarly liked the art of inuendo. I would ask him to do things that I couldnt possibly see turning into an inuendo but then BAM! Like a smack in the face there it was. When he decided to flirt his way thru his final lesson in front of James' group lesson I was not impressed! He did say I was a good coach tho so Im happy....even if it came at a price! Bring on the next week for more banter!