'Exhibition' Match

Tired of the average turn out for our exhibition matches being roughly 3 peope and a few stray limping dogs, I decided to do something about it. The set up is usually myself and James the runt playing against the guests in doubles games, and as yet we are unbeaten. So now my name is Tetris I decided to offer a wager with some of the waterfront folk. If they could get 30 people to come to the exhibition match then they could play the tetris theme tune whenever they wanted during the match and I had to do the robot for them. So I was shocked that practically all the staff who werent working and one of the huge kids groups showed up! James the runt didnt have a clue what was going on but he certainly wasnt amused. It turned out that we had to play each other in a singles match and Im not kidding, he properly tried to kick my ass. In fairness he did but the robot was bloody hilarious even if I do say so myself. He didnt even smile throughout the whole match so the lads with the Ipod found a tune for him....'Mr Blobby'. He saw red. Expecting a disciplinary coming my way I just told him to get lost and get a sense of humour. I think he was annoyed that it was the biggest turn out ever for the exhibition, gutted you runt!