Workshy

More staff lessons have been given out this week, and this one is worthy of bloggage. It was a lesson for Oscar, the perpetrator of Roz's facial injuries, and general ginger drunk who just manages every time to be a little bit odd. Here's a snap of the stud, complete with pulled up socks and accompanied by a jog to the tennis courts. He actually wasnt a bad player even tho he had put that his standard was 'pro'. I also gave a few of the restaurant laydeez a lesson, as well as a huge group consisting of Nicola and Lauren reception, Angela nanny, Matt aerobics and Vicki restaurant where I ended up losing half the balls over the fence, so slowly and surely every person at the resort will become a budding tennis player. I am being properly treated however, as I was given a gourmet meal cooked for me by Dan, one of the chefs who now has a kick ass serve. As I said earlier, Im doing only 1 hour a day of guest lessons so Ive been doing drinking, windsurfing, mincing, and trying to sort out my Neon Tan (TM) which comes as a result of wearing trainers all day long, when all the other cool kids get to wear flip flops.