Le Petit Oscar

This is the kid who decided he'd make my kids lessons even worse, by being French. I'm not gonna lie, my French was so good we even had secret tennis chats about things that the other kids didnt quite understand cos they were too busy being annoying and crying. I had to laugh to myself when all the other kids tried speaking French to Oscar. They seemed a bit disappointed when I explained that speaking English with a French accent wouldn't quite compute and 'passe zee ball Oscar' was lost on him. This week I'm teaching a Russian kid called Ilya, interesting that that means 'there is' in French, Im pretty certain he doesn't speak any English, which sounds about right.