Tennis tennis tennis

Rookie Dave, Charlotte, and something blue and white that threw up on him
Steffi Gaff
So chavs play tennis too then...

The staff tennis tournament provided a chance to show your worth on the court and some truly dazzling attire that would have the wimbledon officials twitching in their tennis whites. To cut a long story short, James the runt feigned injury basically cos he couldnt be arsed to play, my partner Ben kept 'forgetting' we had a match and got drunk instead, Nicola and Greg (see chav above) had quite an impact on the tournament making it all the way to the final before falling to the might of Rookie Dave, Charlotte restaurant, and Rookie Dave's blue and white outfit monstrosity. I even managed to twist James' arm into getting us some Pimms for the final, which he did arrange...but 2 freakin jugs isnt enough for growing tennis players, LOSER!